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The following are particular lines that I enjoyed from The Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss.

Wilem snorted. “That doesn’t sound suspicious at all,” he said. “And you wonder why people talk about you.”

“I don’t wonder why they talk,” I said. “I wonder what they say.”

Pg 30

Elodin made a sweeping gesture toward me. “Then there is the third path. The path of Kvothe.” He strode to stand shoulder to shoulder with me, facing Fela. “You sense something between you. Something wonderful and delicate.”

He gave a romantic, lovelorn sigh. “And, because you desire certainty in all things, you decide to force the issue. You take the shortest route. Simplest is best, you think.” Elodin extended his own hands and made wild grasping motions in Fela’s direction. “So you reach out and you grab this young woman’s breasts.”

There was a burst of startled laughter from everyone except Fela and myself. I scowled. She crossed her arms in front of her chest and her flush spread down her neck until it was hidden by her shirt.

Elodin turned his back to her and looked me in the eye.

“Re’lar Kvothe,” he said seriously. “I am trying to wake your sleeping mind to the subtle language the world is whispering. I am trying to seduce you into understanding. I am trying to teach you.” He leaned forward until his face was almost touching mine. “Quit grabbing at my tits.”

Pg 231

I walked across the polished marble floor and sat on a red velvet lounging couch. I idly wondered how exactly one was supposed to lounge. I couldn’t remember ever doing it myself. After a moment’s consideration, I decided lounging was probably similar to relaxing, but with more money in your pocket.

Pg 378

“Fine,” I said, leaning back in my chair. “I take your point. You’ve been going easy on me.”

“No,” Bredon said with a grim look. “That is far gone from the point I am trying to make.”

“What then?”

“I am trying to make you understand the game,” he said. “The entire game, not just the fiddling about with stones. The point is not to play as tight as you can. The point is to be bold. To be dangerous. Be elegant.”

He tapped the board with his two fingers. “Any man that’s half awake can spot a trap that’s laid for him. But to stride in boldly with a plan to turn it on its ear, that is a marvelous thing.” He smiled without any of the grimness leaving his face. “To set a trap and know someone will come in wary, ready with a trick of their own, then beat them. That is twice marvelous.”

Pg 446

“It’s the questions we can’t answer that teach us the most. They teach us how to think. If you give a man an answer, all he gains is a little fact. But give him a question and he’ll look for his own answers.”

Pg 556

wise mans fear Quotes from The Wise Mans Fear by Patrick Rothfuss

(Page numbers come from the hardcover version of the book.)

“Remember men, flies spread disease, so keep yours zipped.”

-Band of Brothers, imitating higher general

Quotes from Band of Brothers

Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time-rich and cash-poor.

-Little Brother, Cory Doctorow

Quotes from Little Brother

The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side and it stared at him with bright eyes.

“Say ‘Nevermore,’” said Shadow.

“Fuck you,” said the raven. It said nothing else as they went through the woodland together.

- Pg. 158-159, American Gods, Neil Gaiman

 

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.

- Pg. 547, American Gods, Neil Gaiman

Quotes from American Gods

It gets tiresome being spoken to as if you are a child, even if you happen to be one.

-          Pg. 66, The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

 

But since this town had grown up to serve the peculiar needs of the University, a careful observer could note small differences in the services the town provided. For instance, there were two glassblowers, three fully stocked apothecaries, two binderies, four booksellers, two brothels, and a truly disproportionate number of taverns.

-          Pg. 226, The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

 

“Rian, would you please cross your legs?”

The request was made with such an earnest tone that not even a titter escaped the class. Looking puzzled, Rian crossed her legs.

“Now that the gates of hell are closed,” Hemme said in his normal, rougher tones. “We can begin.”

-          Pg. 250, The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

 

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.

-          Pg. 290, The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

 

“Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?” Elodin asked.

I shook my head.

“Because it’s where you go if you’re a-ravin’.” He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh.

-          Pg. 311, The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

 

He looked back at me and gestured vaguely with his hands. “You see, women are like fires, like flames. Some women are like candles, bright and friendly. Some are like single sparks, or embers, like fireflies for chasing on summer nights. Some are like campfires, all light and heat for a night and willing to be left after. Some women are like hearthfires, not much to look at but underneath they are all warm red coal that burns a long, long while.

“But Dianne… Dianne is like a waterfall or spark pouring of a sharp iron edge that God is holding to the grindstone. You can’t help but look, can’t help but want it. You might even put your hand to it for a second. But you can’t hold it. She’ll break your heart…”

-          Pg. 444, The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

 

I sat there in the dark, holding her sleeping body in my arms. She was soft and warm, indescribably precious. I had never held a woman before. After a few moments my back began to ache with the pressure of supporting her weight and my own. My leg started to go numb. Her hair tickled my nose. Still, I didn’t move for fear of ruining this, the most wonderful moment of my life.

We lay on our sides, like spoons nesting in a drawer. My arm ended up under her head, like a pillow. She curled snugly along the inside of my body, so easy and natural, as if she had been designed to fit there.

As I lay there, I realized I had been wrong before, this was the most wonderful moment of my life.

- Pg. 576-577, The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss

Quotes from The Name of the Wind

The story is, “Did you know it’s a statistical fact that people with larger feet tend to be better spellers? [Insert awe.] It’s because people with bigger feet are older.”
- Pg. 75, Managing Humans – Biting and Humorous tales of a software engineering manager, Michael Lopp

Panic is the mother of  the path of least resistance.
- Pg. 84, Managing Humans – Biting and Humorous tales of a software engineering manager, Michael Lopp

(Explaining the butterfly effect) “Seemingly insignificant events that are intent on screwing you in an unlikely way.”
- Pg. 93, Managing Humans – Biting and Humorous tales of a software engineering manager, Michael Lopp

You know what failure sounds like, but success is silent.
- Pg. 97, Managing Humans – Biting and Humorous tales of a software engineering manager, Michael Lopp

Quotes from Managing Humans