WTF? Black and colored TP!

April 28, 2012 — Leave a comment

A little insight into my uncultured mind. They make toilet paper different colors and I did not know that. They make luxury toilet paper and they make it in different colors. I assumed all toilet paper was white.

black tp roll WTF? Black and colored TP!

Just like the fashion industry, apparently America is behind on the latest trends of ass wiping which has already taken off in Europe.

No, toilet paper doesn’t have to be boring. Renova Black Toilet Paper sure isn’t. A big hit in Europe for years, it has finally made its way to America. Discover today a stylish & unique product for all your cleansing needs and dirty deeds. Three stylish black toilet paper rolls in a uniquely designed tube. The perfect gift for a hard to gift hostess. Renova Colors are comprised of soft, elegant 3-ply, fragrance bath tissue paper that has been tested under dermatological and gynecological control. It is a biodegradable, non-toxic, soothing tissue and does not bleed any color when wet. Renova Colors luxury bath tissue complies with all US and European health/code requirements. Renova only uses ECF and TCF pulps (Elementary Chlorine Free and Totally Chlorine Free, respectively). Renova Colors is made of 100% biodegradable, virgin pulp and it is entirely recyclable.

Perhaps you would get it to match the decor of a guest bathroom? Just imagine, the folks at Renova sure did, a quaint, stylish little store setup to sell TP in all the colors under the sun so you can wipe where the sun don’t shine in style.

color tp store WTF? Black and colored TP!

You can treat your tush to green, black, red, pink, yellow, blue, orange, purple, and, of course, brown.

green toilet paper WTF? Black and colored TP!

You’re supposed to learn one new thing a day, so I’m checking wiping that off my to do list for today.

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